What to do in order to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Most people asks: how do I get a girlfriend? Here is my guide to your worries so you might live happily:

1 - Do not act like a moron! This is a huge turn off for any lady or guy who wants to date you. You want someone? act smart, and don't forget that even though most people do like assholes, you are better off being nice.

2 - Take care of yourself. Besides having the looks, which helps out a huge deal, you have to be clean enough so that girls might look at you as a prospective candidate to their beds.

3 - If you are ugly, show them that you don't care about it. People find attractive a person who is self-confident, but not arrogance.

4 - If you want to show off, do it but in moderate amounts. No person likes a vain individual, although being vain from time to time helps to what girls call "cuteness".

5 - Do not go at a person with all your might. You want to leave them wanting for more, like a good concert. If you go all out on a person they might get bored easily on you and they might just leave. And if you go all out, do it in brief moments so she knows what you are capable of, but you just don't want to do it. This gives them a sense of challenge to bring that you whenever they can.

6 - If you are one of those "confrontational" types of persons (I'm looking at you Navas) try always to engage in a lively discussion about whatever is on your mind. Do not shy out just because it is "stupid and shallow" or because it's "too deep and emotional". Also for those types of persons who just "can't fight with my other half" just... learn what she does and then talk about it. Trust me, confrontational people like to be confronted all-out so do not go shy on them.

7 - This is for guys in college. Do not go into the "macho" bullshit, as this is a turn off for many girls in college. Try to be a little mischievous also since there is not fun in being a goody-two-shoes either.

8 - Most girls don't really want a guy who has money. Ok, yeah, you DO need money to go out on dates and such but is not the be-all end-all of a relationship. Girls want someone who is successful, who has a job and who they know can be there for them at a time of need.


I hope these little tidbits of my own personal experience are good for your future girlfriends/boyfriends and assure you a good lay.