End of the year: Dear Friends

I am writing this as the last entry of the year.

I was looking today at my music library and I found a song that looked interesting. It is the ending song for Sonic Unleashed (I love game and movie music, it is more emotive than many songs out there, but that will be for a blog next year). It is called "Dear my friend" and it is composed by Brent Cash. I am not the kind of guy who puts a you tube on things (it slows down connections, specially dial ups so no, I am not putting them on) but I will put the lyrics.

Song: Dear My Friend
Artist: Brent Cash
Game: Sonic Unleashed
©2008, SEGA. All rights reserved.
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Good times and bad times,
I can count on being with you.
I thank you for staying so true,
My life will go on a long time,
Have to catch up when I see you
And You are my reason I can make it through

I will give my word that I will come in time to rescue
My heart will always be with you
I'm so glad I met you being with me wherever,
n' wait for each other forever

I know life can be tough on you time and time again
laughter leaving your way(?)
I will wipe away my tears to-morrow
Life must go on, that's the reason that you travel away

(detached, then legato)
I will be there if you need me
And I know you'll do the same
I can see you, I can hear you in my heart
You will be here if I need you
I will never have to guess
'cause we are very special friends

(Instrumental)
Oh-Ah

So send me a letter,
let me know how you're doing.
You are my lifetime and true friend.
We'll never be forgotten,
having trust is all we may need
You are always with me in the life I lead

So far, far away from life I used to know
worries are too far, too
I will stop and close my eyes whenever
And at the rainbow I can take you,
I will catch it for you

Memories you can recall
With me any time of day
You can reach up
you can ask me in your soul
I will answer when you call me
I will go no matter how
Cause we are very special friends

Just like a river that flows
Just like stars in the dark night
Lead me in the storm,
Lead me in the dark
You are the light of my mind

Oh

(detached, then legato)
I will be there if you need me
And I know you'll do the same
I can see you, I can hear you in my heart
You will be here if I need you
I will never have to guess
'cause we are very special friends

Memories you can recall
With me any time of day
You can reach up
you can ask me in your soul
I will answer when you call me
I will come no matter how
Cause we are very special friends

Oh-ah...
Oh-ah...

(Instrumental, fades to ending)

This song I dedicate to my close friends and family. The rest of my friends, well, what can I say? thanks for everything you guys, but I don't have a personal song for you, all of them are about close friends and family.

For the rest of you, this is just a little bit of my tender side. I will never reveal it in public every single detail of my true nurturing side, only if you get to know me long enough you'll find out.

Christmas

Well, hello there everybody! Yes, I am going to write about this umm... day gone perhaps? In reality, nobody ever respects the Christmas day as it should. I know! We do the party the 24th but the actual day is the 25th. I mean, we should change our calendars to the 24th if we are not celebrating it today.

In other news, umm yesterday was a busy day for stores. Really, you could see people around buying their presents for people. Why don't they buy them umm... a week before? This way you prevent a lot of trouble. Well, there are the discounts, and you know the crisis.

In other news, some guys in DC were taking toys out of a needy children's toy program. Ok, now here's the question: What the hell do you need to get toys from a program for needy children? I mean, come on! Don't you have money to spare from your drunk Christmas party? Oh sure, let your friends have toys but when it comes to your children you don't even make a yearly budget for it! Well, not that I can talk about it anyways, my dad always used the old "take the proverbial inch when they offer it" thing. And they are better off than that guy who dressed as Santa Claus and shot everyone at a party.

Talking about it, why is it that people dress as Santa to make crimes? Is it because of the popularity of movies where criminals go dressed as Santa on Christmas and then they get beaten by a little kid? There's proven evidence that dressing as Santa Claus for a crime makes you an easier target. I mean, nobody dresses like Santa for the holidays. Do you imagine that? maybe I should dress like Santa y'know? let's see if there are other one thousand Santas around the neighborhood! Also, the custom is bulky, I wonder how do criminals run in a Santa suit, and I really wonder if they get to escape and how.

Well, really and truly I don't like to welcome into my house a seemingly harmless individual such as a guy dressed in Santa Claus. I mean, first of all, I hate fat people, it's one of my pet peeves (Big bones are OK, a little bit chubby is also acceptable, but fat? I mean, have some decency for God's sake!). Also, I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore (ok, I still write letters to "him" (which is more like "they") because of my little sis, but that's a complete separate issue, I stopped believing in Santa Claus like at age 6).

This is my writing for this day that we think everyone should be happy and merry.

Reasons for my blog [and clearing out some issues]

Ok people, you might ask "what the hell is this blog all about?" or perhaps go "this idiot doesn't know what he is talking about, who the fuck is he to talk about it like that? I might drop a line..." Drop a line and I might just won't answer. Here is my explanation of why did I made this blog in the first place:

Yeah, so you think you are so fucking special huh? In here, your topic of pride is not worth a shit to me nor to the other people who blog here. Why? because this is an entertainment blog, more exactly my entertainment. You do not have a say on which kinds of topics do I have on my blog. For that go into one of the other blogs I have and drop me a line of a particular topic related to the blog you might want me to research about, otherwise fuck you, nothing of your whiny comments around here about how did I made your life miserable by blowing your topic off the water. Now then, this excludes things that I got totally wrong, but ehm... do research first! Don't come to me with the catch phrase "It is wrong because I feel offended about your manner of directing the topic" because that is not a valid reason for me to change my topic.

Also, if you want to have a say so, then you better be ready to a) be a chick (or my wife) or b) fuck off because I only receive say so's from 2 people and you don't want to make it three unless you'd be ready to give me your friendship (or be a chick) or to let me fuck you, none of which applies to men who think they are special just because they breathe. Also you have a lay down if you manage to pay me enough money to put it off.

I am not responsible for any of my offending comments about a topic of pride you might feel strong about or your whining here. I do not read them and I will not start a debate over e-mail. I have what it's called a life and is too hectic for me to worry about some little bitch whining about my shit.

Well, anyone who feels offended can come and read this, then you can fuck off like nothing happened.

Red vs. Blue

Today I was watching through the net about Halo and I found a parody called Red vs. Blue. Oh my God, that show is so awesome! I laughed so hard with the first season that, well, I almost fell out of my seat! xD. If anyone wants to watch a good parody, this is a must see. Here's a couple of quotes I love about the first season.

-"What the hell? Tucker? Is that you?"
-"And what's with that black shit on your armor?"

Back to our base dumbass!

We'll just wait here, that thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime
(Hours later)
God, does that thing ever runs out of bullets?

(Warthog appears with a cannon sound)
What the hell?
(Cannon attacks them)
(Unanimous) holy shit!

I'm sorry to be the one to break the news, but I think we're screwed.

And a lot more! You just have to watch it, because, as Church says "Because... It's the flag! Tucker, explain him why the flag is so important."xD

Jealousy

"Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them." ~Jennifer James

Ok, why the fuck am I talking about jealousy? Because you guys are assholes and experts at it! Seriously, I try to defend you at every single turn where girls might get depressed and hate guys, but you keep pushing the shit envelope. I am no expert on life and I was a jealous asshole myself but hey, I grew the fuck out of it and now I am here to tell you why the fuck is this so goddamn simple.

When you become jealous you start doing shit that you wouldn't normally do like getting mad at guys who look at your girlfriend. Hey you dick, I have a girlfriend and if I do that then she'll leave me, which is what you are fearing. In short, you become jealous you become scared and no girl will accept that one, not even your mom.

Guys give compliments to my girlfriend but does that make me mad? fuck no, unless they try to force themselves into her, in which case I will jump and knock some teeth out. You guys are just insecure fucking pricks who act sweet and all. Yeah, you are sweet, don't get me wrong, the shit starts when you become afraid of losing someone then you start being a manipulative asshole!

To put it mildly, when you start choosing friends, violate privacy, and start acting like a pussy then you know you are jealous and you have my most sincere loathing. You and your fucking friends should start looking for a fucking job because hey fag, no girl will like you that way. Also, you need to get a life, I mean shit, nobody likes a pussy as a boyfriend.

Yeah, I am good, I am non-jealous and I have your same fucking culture. How do you explain that assholes? And no, the saying that "girls like jealous boys" is bullshit. Every single thing to make an excuse of your insecurity and distrust into someone is void because I know them all.

Jealousy is not only being insecure, is a sign of distrust. No, she will not leave you, that's why she chose you, you god damn fucking prick, but she will eventually if you continue being a prick. So what if she has male friends, or female friends, or [insert sexual inclination or fetish] friends? none of your god damn business! You trust her, she will keep her word intact, that's just how it is you morons.

And it all comes down to trust. You either trust her or you don't. You can't say "I trust her" and be a jealous asshole. Hey you dick, that's called being a fucking hypocrite. You might say "but love and jealousy is complex" no they are not. Love is when you become attached to someone you know for a long time and you start to become a real fucking man. Jealousy, on the contrary, is a reflection of your god damn insecurities and you'll just lose every single time you try to take on a real man on a conversation, lose your girlfriend to that guy and perhaps be as lonely as you were before but now you might want to do shit like stalk your ex or some other kind of stupid bullshit maneuver which ultimately ends in prison, a kick in the ass, or both.

In conclusion, you want to be a jealous asshole? Yeah, maybe a stupid fucking woman will catch up with you and then you can manipulate her, otherwise no other woman will put up with your bullshit. Because right now I can tell you, real women hate privacy violating, manipulative, insecure little shits like you.

"Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love, and this is common" - Anonymous

Music and Videogames

Well, as you may know, I love Queen. I have to say, I have all their freaking songs in MP3 format. I have a variety of preferences in style of guitar, from classical to death metal. I don't even know how much songs do I have anymore, I just know they are about 10,000+

In videogames, I have to say I just love war games like Gears of War series, the Medal of Honor and Call of Duty, along with Halo are quite interesting. I also love strategy games, I just love war and explosions and blood combined with heavy weaponry (oh sacred rocket launcher... :P) .

Well, I leave you with a song for you to listen by yourself (I will not place youtube unless really necessary), it is called "The Futureheads - Everything's changing today" Enjoy.

What to do in order to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Most people asks: how do I get a girlfriend? Here is my guide to your worries so you might live happily:

1 - Do not act like a moron! This is a huge turn off for any lady or guy who wants to date you. You want someone? act smart, and don't forget that even though most people do like assholes, you are better off being nice.

2 - Take care of yourself. Besides having the looks, which helps out a huge deal, you have to be clean enough so that girls might look at you as a prospective candidate to their beds.

3 - If you are ugly, show them that you don't care about it. People find attractive a person who is self-confident, but not arrogance.

4 - If you want to show off, do it but in moderate amounts. No person likes a vain individual, although being vain from time to time helps to what girls call "cuteness".

5 - Do not go at a person with all your might. You want to leave them wanting for more, like a good concert. If you go all out on a person they might get bored easily on you and they might just leave. And if you go all out, do it in brief moments so she knows what you are capable of, but you just don't want to do it. This gives them a sense of challenge to bring that you whenever they can.

6 - If you are one of those "confrontational" types of persons (I'm looking at you Navas) try always to engage in a lively discussion about whatever is on your mind. Do not shy out just because it is "stupid and shallow" or because it's "too deep and emotional". Also for those types of persons who just "can't fight with my other half" just... learn what she does and then talk about it. Trust me, confrontational people like to be confronted all-out so do not go shy on them.

7 - This is for guys in college. Do not go into the "macho" bullshit, as this is a turn off for many girls in college. Try to be a little mischievous also since there is not fun in being a goody-two-shoes either.

8 - Most girls don't really want a guy who has money. Ok, yeah, you DO need money to go out on dates and such but is not the be-all end-all of a relationship. Girls want someone who is successful, who has a job and who they know can be there for them at a time of need.


I hope these little tidbits of my own personal experience are good for your future girlfriends/boyfriends and assure you a good lay.