Jealousy

"Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them." ~Jennifer James

Ok, why the fuck am I talking about jealousy? Because you guys are assholes and experts at it! Seriously, I try to defend you at every single turn where girls might get depressed and hate guys, but you keep pushing the shit envelope. I am no expert on life and I was a jealous asshole myself but hey, I grew the fuck out of it and now I am here to tell you why the fuck is this so goddamn simple.

When you become jealous you start doing shit that you wouldn't normally do like getting mad at guys who look at your girlfriend. Hey you dick, I have a girlfriend and if I do that then she'll leave me, which is what you are fearing. In short, you become jealous you become scared and no girl will accept that one, not even your mom.

Guys give compliments to my girlfriend but does that make me mad? fuck no, unless they try to force themselves into her, in which case I will jump and knock some teeth out. You guys are just insecure fucking pricks who act sweet and all. Yeah, you are sweet, don't get me wrong, the shit starts when you become afraid of losing someone then you start being a manipulative asshole!

To put it mildly, when you start choosing friends, violate privacy, and start acting like a pussy then you know you are jealous and you have my most sincere loathing. You and your fucking friends should start looking for a fucking job because hey fag, no girl will like you that way. Also, you need to get a life, I mean shit, nobody likes a pussy as a boyfriend.

Yeah, I am good, I am non-jealous and I have your same fucking culture. How do you explain that assholes? And no, the saying that "girls like jealous boys" is bullshit. Every single thing to make an excuse of your insecurity and distrust into someone is void because I know them all.

Jealousy is not only being insecure, is a sign of distrust. No, she will not leave you, that's why she chose you, you god damn fucking prick, but she will eventually if you continue being a prick. So what if she has male friends, or female friends, or [insert sexual inclination or fetish] friends? none of your god damn business! You trust her, she will keep her word intact, that's just how it is you morons.

And it all comes down to trust. You either trust her or you don't. You can't say "I trust her" and be a jealous asshole. Hey you dick, that's called being a fucking hypocrite. You might say "but love and jealousy is complex" no they are not. Love is when you become attached to someone you know for a long time and you start to become a real fucking man. Jealousy, on the contrary, is a reflection of your god damn insecurities and you'll just lose every single time you try to take on a real man on a conversation, lose your girlfriend to that guy and perhaps be as lonely as you were before but now you might want to do shit like stalk your ex or some other kind of stupid bullshit maneuver which ultimately ends in prison, a kick in the ass, or both.

In conclusion, you want to be a jealous asshole? Yeah, maybe a stupid fucking woman will catch up with you and then you can manipulate her, otherwise no other woman will put up with your bullshit. Because right now I can tell you, real women hate privacy violating, manipulative, insecure little shits like you.

"Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love, and this is common" - Anonymous

Music and Videogames

Well, as you may know, I love Queen. I have to say, I have all their freaking songs in MP3 format. I have a variety of preferences in style of guitar, from classical to death metal. I don't even know how much songs do I have anymore, I just know they are about 10,000+

In videogames, I have to say I just love war games like Gears of War series, the Medal of Honor and Call of Duty, along with Halo are quite interesting. I also love strategy games, I just love war and explosions and blood combined with heavy weaponry (oh sacred rocket launcher... :P) .

Well, I leave you with a song for you to listen by yourself (I will not place youtube unless really necessary), it is called "The Futureheads - Everything's changing today" Enjoy.

What to do in order to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Most people asks: how do I get a girlfriend? Here is my guide to your worries so you might live happily:

1 - Do not act like a moron! This is a huge turn off for any lady or guy who wants to date you. You want someone? act smart, and don't forget that even though most people do like assholes, you are better off being nice.

2 - Take care of yourself. Besides having the looks, which helps out a huge deal, you have to be clean enough so that girls might look at you as a prospective candidate to their beds.

3 - If you are ugly, show them that you don't care about it. People find attractive a person who is self-confident, but not arrogance.

4 - If you want to show off, do it but in moderate amounts. No person likes a vain individual, although being vain from time to time helps to what girls call "cuteness".

5 - Do not go at a person with all your might. You want to leave them wanting for more, like a good concert. If you go all out on a person they might get bored easily on you and they might just leave. And if you go all out, do it in brief moments so she knows what you are capable of, but you just don't want to do it. This gives them a sense of challenge to bring that you whenever they can.

6 - If you are one of those "confrontational" types of persons (I'm looking at you Navas) try always to engage in a lively discussion about whatever is on your mind. Do not shy out just because it is "stupid and shallow" or because it's "too deep and emotional". Also for those types of persons who just "can't fight with my other half" just... learn what she does and then talk about it. Trust me, confrontational people like to be confronted all-out so do not go shy on them.

7 - This is for guys in college. Do not go into the "macho" bullshit, as this is a turn off for many girls in college. Try to be a little mischievous also since there is not fun in being a goody-two-shoes either.

8 - Most girls don't really want a guy who has money. Ok, yeah, you DO need money to go out on dates and such but is not the be-all end-all of a relationship. Girls want someone who is successful, who has a job and who they know can be there for them at a time of need.


I hope these little tidbits of my own personal experience are good for your future girlfriends/boyfriends and assure you a good lay.